Self-inflicted cock block by doing or saying something so stupid, cheesy, or inappropriate that you instantly ruin any chance of scoring with the targeted girl. The girl will inevitably laugh at you later with her friends
I self cock blocked myself yesterday by telling a girl if she was a new sandwich at McDonald's she would be called McGorgeous. She spewed her drink in my face.
by Manduzo March 1, 2009
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Someone who prevents you from being cock blocked; usually another female you bring to distract a cock block and therefore neutralize the cock blocker.
John was trying to tell embarrassing stories about me so he could prevent me from scoring with a hot girl, but I distracted him with my friend nancy, the counter cock block. She pretended to be interested in him so he would stop being jealous and cock blocking me.
by markos maximus January 14, 2011
Get the counter cock block mug.an act impairing, or preventing ones ability to have sex with, or hook up with another person because of that persons overly possessive dog.
dude, that dog never lets me anywhere near her, I'm being
K-9 cock blocked by her freaking Chihuahua!
K-9 cock blocked by her freaking Chihuahua!
by Christian Hummel May 24, 2008
Get the K-9 cock block mug.The process in which two or more people notice that one of their friends is walking/flirting with a person that is way too attractive for them. Thus, to break up the social engagement the initial group that noticed the flirting catches up to the canoodling couple and initiates a conversation to prevent the pair from flirting further.
Guy A: Dude, did you see Carl and Vanessa walking to class together.
Guy B: No, why?
Guy A: He was hitting on her like crazy.
Guy B: Wow, that's not even reasonable; she's way hotter than he is.
Guy A: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Guy B and Guy A in unison: Walk, talk, and cock block.
(They grab their books and run after Carl and Vanessa in hopes of killing the mood.)
Guy B: No, why?
Guy A: He was hitting on her like crazy.
Guy B: Wow, that's not even reasonable; she's way hotter than he is.
Guy A: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Guy B and Guy A in unison: Walk, talk, and cock block.
(They grab their books and run after Carl and Vanessa in hopes of killing the mood.)
by MBCI kinda sucks July 22, 2009
Get the walk, talk, and cock block mug.Unlike a cock block, when anyone can jump the gun on you. When you're scouting a girl at a bar and your bro jumps in front of you to kick it.
Mike to Phil -"You see that hottie in the blue tank top over there by the bar? After I take a piss I'm on it."
**Mike goes to the bathroom and comes back to find his buddy Phil all over Jenna in the blue tank top**
Justin to Mike - "Oh man did you see that? Phil just layed a Boston Cock Block on you. Harsh!"
**Mike goes to the bathroom and comes back to find his buddy Phil all over Jenna in the blue tank top**
Justin to Mike - "Oh man did you see that? Phil just layed a Boston Cock Block on you. Harsh!"
by Zaphod Beebs June 3, 2010
Get the Boston Cock Block mug.When a member in the party decides to join in on the game with the group when nobody in the group wants them to. Ultimately the group decides against playing the said game.
The other day, Ramzfan914 decided to be a gamers cock block and tried to play the same game with us. We decided to switch to a game that Ramzfan914 didn't have.
by KuraudoSutoraifu February 26, 2011
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