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cigarette

The reason why your friends and family lost some respect for you. Also the reason why your teeth and spit are yellow and black and your dick is going limp after a few minutes of sex.
guy - *lights a cigarette in the elevator*
old woman - *cough* ahem
guy - lady i apparently don't care about my own health, what makes you think i'll give a shit about yours?
by pnguyen January 6, 2008
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cigarette dick

The unfortunate smelly product of receiving oral sex from a smoker.
1: Hey man, I heard you hooked up with that chick from the bar last night.
2: Nah, just a blowie... but she smoked so many camels I got a nasty case of cigarette dick.
by Mudbrother November 23, 2015
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cigarette pig

A woman who has sex in exchange for items of negligible value, such as cigarettes or alcohol.
That cigarette pig sucked his dick for a movie ticket.
by Dr. Steven Chang May 18, 2016
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cigarette lip

When a person's upper lip is so thin it simply cannot be seen whilst inhaling a cigarette.
Omg. Sara’s lips are so thin. She totally has a cigarette lip.
by BooVeAYYE May 17, 2017
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Cigarette

"I'm gonna go smoke a vintage vape!"
"You mean a cigarette?"
by Kayoshiwan March 31, 2020
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Cigarette filter

To fart so much in one day or between changing of underwear (without starting) that a thin tarry black film of shitty residue is president on ones underwear.
Damn bro that Mexican food was a mistake I got a cigarette filter
by 2rightbootsandonewrongdude October 7, 2020
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skunk cigarette

I caught my son Timmy smoking skunk cigarettes!
by the man in the hat December 8, 2019
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