Chinky Chode

The term used to describe a person of Chinese descents genitals; this is usually rare because people of Chinese Descent most likely will have small genitals.

Chinese Male 1: Yo did you see that porno?
Chinese Male 2: Yea he has the biggest Chinky Chode in town!
Chinese Male 1: Agreed!

by Urbanworddefinitions March 31, 2017

Chode Boobs

A pair of breasts that are so small they could be mistaken for defined pecks. See Chode

'david, your girlfriend has chode boobs!! nothing to grab but skin!!'

by James Hartt February 15, 2005

chodeface

A moron, idiot, asshole that annoys the hell out of you so much you wish to describe him as someone whose face looks like a short and really fat penis.

"You drank my fucking beer Gary? What a chodeface..."
or
"Pass interference?! That ref is a fucking chodeface!"

by IanBeatbox October 21, 2008

Chode

A penis wider than it is long

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.

by kooli December 9, 2002

Chodegina

A vagina that is wider across than it is tall.

It is most prominent in Asian women.

Guy #1: Dude go put chodegina on Urban Dictionary.

Guy #2: OKAY I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO LOL.

by Little Drooping Willow Willy May 22, 2009

Chodemaster

A term used to describe Bucky Prizant, the master of the 4 greatest friends ever. These friends are officially part of the sacred group called "The Chodes".

-while driving shirtless down the street-
"Are you guys drunk?"
"No, but I am the chodemaster".

by TheChodemaster18 January 24, 2009

chode muffin

A chode muffin is when your chode farts into your hand and you stick it under someones nose so they could smell it.

German made me smell his chode muffin.

by Douchecake September 29, 2005