Sir Chink a Lot

An extremely fobby asian guy.
An asian man with no sense of western fashion or social customs, and speaks with very limted English (if any at all), with a very heavy Asian accent. Usually works in the I.T. industry.

"Look at Sir Chink a Lot over there wearing the high water pants and the SAP software conference sweatshirt."

by Poonstankqua January 15, 2009

Chinese dentist time

The name given to the time 2:30 this is because if a Chinese person says "two-thirty" it sounds like they're saying "tooth hurty".

It's Chinese dentist time.

by carbona not glue November 2, 2010

Chinese Food and Movie Day

What the Jews do on Christmas.

Hey Shlomo, since everything else is closed, why dont we get some chinese food and see a movie?

Sure Morty! I love Chinese Food and Movie day!

by ss1212 December 25, 2008

Chinese Financing

This is the financing you qualify for when you have extremely Bad Credit basically meaning you must pay cash.

Salesman: "Congratulations Folks, you are approved for Chinese Financing."

Customer: "What is that mean"

Salesman: "Wan Lump Sum" Due on Delivery

by DirtySanchez420 May 8, 2010

Chinese Dentist

The colloquial term for a bet in gambling of either $2.30 or $230.

James: "fifty cents"
Ali: "one dollar"
Jeff: "tooth hurty"
Mark: "aahhahaha! Chinese Dentist!"

by spoogene February 4, 2010

chinese hook

The act of inserting a finger into a sex partners anus and crooking the finger to stimulate/hold them still during oral sex. Based on Chinese hook shaped sword of same name.

My equestrian girlfriend finds oral sex ticklish so I use the Chinese hook to keep her from scootching off the hood of my car.

by drooliussneezer April 7, 2015

Chinese Nightstand

After a long night of drinking, and you wake up and feel pretty good. And slowly the worst fucking hangover ever ruins your life!!! I might be dieing!!!

I felt so good this morning, now I have a Chinese Nightstand!

by Nat the ripper, and the toots. May 12, 2018