Wishing you knew when the end of the world is so you could have that last piece of cheesecake. In a more general sense the desire to do anything you generally deny yourself when it won't matter any longer to be thin, or rich, or whatever because the world is going to end.
by Roxannaroxanna June 1, 2017

A term used to describe an individual with an abnoxiously round face and flat nose, with or without squinty eyes. The term 'cheesecake' comes from the fact that the person must have eaten a lot of cheesecake to get such puffy cheeks. Pnwed.
by GMFlash June 26, 2006

The most ridiculous name for a child ever. The daughter of a couple in Kent is genuinely named this. Usually people are named this if their parents have some kind of irrational hatred for them.
by IdiotFish March 17, 2011

by KlemFandango October 9, 2017

When you apply two bricks to extreme pressure on the male genital region, causing the excretion of fluids which are instatly placed on the face of your unexpected victim.
by Encrtia June 8, 2009

Something people with no creativity use as insults. The phrase means their cunt is a cheesecake or smells like one.
by octopussyy May 18, 2015

by bigsteezy July 18, 2019
