Cheez-it Loading

The art of covering as much surface area of the body with cheez-it brand crackers as possible. Can also be used to describe Ritz Crackers topped with Cheese Whiz in the same manner.

How many of those are you going to do at one time? Are you Cheez-it Loading again? It's gonna take you 30 minutes to eat all those crackers.

by chestwraps October 2, 2009

cheezy fo meezy

A fat old black guy in need of cheese.

Yo biatch!!! Get some cheezy fo meezy

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Cheezer

A word used to describe a large toenail. Widely used in countries such as Australia and England. A cheezer usually is flaky, a strange shade of yellow and has dirt and mud underneath it. When picked they usually rip off half the nail, putting the picker through excruciating pain and leaving the toe red and bleeding.

I picked an absolute cheezer yesterday!

by 'relateable'garbage:) February 16, 2019

cheez

the stinking smegma that lives under the helmet of a unclean man

get that nob cheez away from me you stinking felch meister.

by grunty February 15, 2004

cheen

(N) A place to gamble, casino, resort, gaming establishment, vacation.

Person 1 -- "Hey Special, you want to make a run to the cheen, I'll drive."

Person 2 -- "You talking Jib Deuce or Christmas Party?"

Person 1 -- "Christmas cheen of course."

Person 2 -- "I'm down but I gotta grab a few hundy."

by ultraspecial December 10, 2008

cheenu

pimp or player.

look at that cheenu.

by ray July 9, 2003

squeeze the cream cheeze

To shit yourself, either purpasely or accidently.

-Did you fuckin' squeeze the cheeze?
-Worse.
-Squeeze the cream cheeze.
-Yeah, let's get the fuck outa here, man.
-You go, I ain't goin' anywhere with you when you smell like shit.

by M. D. Fluppy June 22, 2007