Check Rage

(noun) violent, uncontrolled rage that overtakes you when an asshole in front of you in line at the store holds up everyone by writing an old-time paper check.

Some old bitch send me spiraling into check rage today at Safeway.

by Holly M S September 28, 2010

hog check

to compare ones penis size with that of the person using the adjacent urinal

Some pervert was hog checking me in the bathroom while I was taking a piss.

by Smitty Skins August 10, 2006

boog check

A check performed by a friend to see if you have any visible boogers. You know, a "bat in the cave."

Can you give me a boog check?

by Mica M March 2, 2007

Danger Check

The act of loading a firearm and chambering the first round.

The polar opposite of "safety checking" a firearm, dropping the magazine and clearing the chamber.

Loading your rifle during a Youtube video in direct contravention of the basics of firearms training and handling; in effect, danger checking.

by PatriotJK1776 April 25, 2014

equator check

A verbal request for a couple who are cuddling under blankets to throw their arms up to prove they are not being promiscuous.

When Will and Ashley were cuddling under the covers Greg noticed a rustle. He yelled "EQUATOR CHECK" to cockblock his friend and to make sure nothing was going on.

by lolboy69 June 15, 2015

cum check

Checking if there's no cum for evidence left on the toilet or anywhere you masturbated

I had to do a final cum check because my dad was going to use the bathroom after me

by Yoyoman24 August 12, 2015

Stink check

When a person feels an itch in their butt crack and scrapes a couple of fingers across their asshole only to sniff them therefore confirming that they now have shit smelling fingers. Everybody in the world has done this or they are an outright liar!

Guy #1: Did you see Dennis scratching his ass? He just smelled his fingers! Guy #2: He does that all the time. He's doing a stink check. Guy #1: Gross...... he just handed me a beer!

by JoeyBomm June 8, 2020