canees

similar to the american goose, the autistic stepbrother that everyone hates. the canadian goose that shits on everyones lawn, steals their food, and fucks their mother. fuck that canadian goose.

is it a bird? is it a plane? no its a fucking canees.

fuck that canees

by CanadianGovernmentOfficial May 11, 2020

Caned in public

In certain non western countries, to be physically beaten/flogged in public with heavy wooden canes

In Indonesia for example, they don't know what Sodom and Gomorrah is, but people are caned in public for homosexuality, even perceived homosexuality.

by Sexydimma July 24, 2021

Cainer

derogatory slur for a cocaine addict

Look how stoned that guy is, he looks like a total cainer!

by hva94 January 23, 2023

chris canet

one of the hottest guys you will ever meet. he is cocky, but has a right to be. he's athletic, smart, HOT AF, and not to mention loaded. while he can be socially awkward and has trouble with girls, he has a great heart. His cluelessness makes him seem even cuter. Chris Canet is altogether a great guy who suffers socially.

xoxo every New Canaan girl ever

That guys kind of awk but he's such a Chris Canet.

by Every New Canaan Girl EVER June 22, 2017

Justine Cane

With his unique personality, you'll never know what's running on his mind. He never shows his feelings and affection openly but he tries every possible way to communicate and express his thoughts, fondness and love to you. He's a rare pokemon, I'm telling you.

Justine Cane, he's that rare pokemon that was caught by me huehuehue.

by Nekichi_23 October 19, 2021

Transylvania Candy Cane

The act of having sexual intercourse with a menstruating woman, then having her finish you off with a blow job.

I can’t believe she was cool with doing a Transylvania Candy Cane!

by Jet Dude August 7, 2012

Dio Cane

It's an italian swearing against the christians people...
It's used to call God as the puny dog that he is,often used in combination with:"Dio Porco" (God Pork or God Pig) or better yet:"Dio schifoso cane infame rotto in culo che succhia cazzi negri a destra e manca senza neanche fare troppi complimenti" (That stinky infamous motherfucker of a dog named God that use to suck black cocks across the globe without even bothering to say thanks)
Whenever you see a nun,say that to her face...
You'll be satisfied by the result!

Dio Cane bambino autistico che gioca con i piselli di gomma di sua madre senza però sapere che quella cosa appicicosa non è colla ma bensì sborra calda uscita dalla fregna di quella puttanaccia.

Dio cane tossicodipendente che per procurarsi le siringhe si mette la parrucca e le ciglia finte con tanto di tacchi a spillo da 12 e va a prostituirsi in Via Piave per poi tornare a casa la mattina stremato e con il culo che sembra un hangar.

Dio cane che quando si sveglia accende Radio Maria solo per potersi masturbare a ritmo della preghiera del mattino riproposta dal fedele schiavo "DJ Carlo Valerio Bellieni" fino a che un giorno Carlo si dimentica di essere in onda e lascia trasparire all'intera audiance di codesta bellissima radio la sua omosessualità tramite un intenso atto di sesso selvaggio con Don Bosco,provocando così al Cane di Dio un orgasmo talmente forte che le sue palle si prosciugano rapidamente inondando l'intero mondo di sperma e costringendo Noè a creare una seconda arca per poter sopravvivere.

by Bestemmiatore seriale September 7, 2018