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Her beauty is unmatched but her mind is beyond her years and her heart is made gold
Her beauty is unmatched but her mind is beyond her years and her heart is made gold
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Get the Carita mug.A religious douchebag who only cares about himself. Lies Consistently. Gives A shit about warframe and no lifed it to the max point. Is A Giant Ass Weaboo. Needs To Get A Life. His Girlfriend Is His Left Hand And His Right Hand is his side bitch. Secretly a hillbilly who knows about chemicals and how to use them to dispose them of crime evidence. Secretly has a katana collection. Blocked A guy only for the sole purpose of being called out for bull shit. showed kids at church how to use a dildo. claims to have fucked a girl but honestly never has. He thinks he's John snow. Thinks he's also god himself. The name of his religion is thundercunts.
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Get the A Carlton mug.All Americans, Their Carnts. Lazy Fat Carnts.. Slack pricks that talk their scummys arses up, at least australians work hard, unlike the yanks thats sit on their arses snorting crack and eating dohnuts.
by rammstein239 June 24, 2008
Get the Carnt mug.An AFL team of cheaters who are far too incompetent to win a premiership without breaching the salary cap and buying a premiership.
It is followed by smelly ferals who live in the gutters in neighbourhoods throughout the country. The supporters are the most uneducated, toothless, hairy bogan scum. They are an embarrassment to Australia, and can be regularly found panhandling for money in city streets.
It is best to avoid this rotten species. Do not give them eye contact or they will start a fight with you and they will give you AIDS if they come within 5 feet of you. Society should pity these blind fools. They need help...
It is followed by smelly ferals who live in the gutters in neighbourhoods throughout the country. The supporters are the most uneducated, toothless, hairy bogan scum. They are an embarrassment to Australia, and can be regularly found panhandling for money in city streets.
It is best to avoid this rotten species. Do not give them eye contact or they will start a fight with you and they will give you AIDS if they come within 5 feet of you. Society should pity these blind fools. They need help...
Carlton supporter: "Giv me ya munny! I needz sum munny coz Im lyk so poor and I dun liv in a home and I gotst no tooths"
Collingwood supporter: "Oh ew, must be a typical filthy dumb Carlton supporter. Get away from me, you degenerate!"
Carlton supporter: "Aiight letz fight coz u so meen. I gunna rob u"
Collingwood supporter: "I pity you, fool. Here's 5 cents. That's being generous, now go do something with your life"
Carlton supporter: "ahrghakjhkjaahfg"
Collingwood supporter: "Oh ew, must be a typical filthy dumb Carlton supporter. Get away from me, you degenerate!"
Carlton supporter: "Aiight letz fight coz u so meen. I gunna rob u"
Collingwood supporter: "I pity you, fool. Here's 5 cents. That's being generous, now go do something with your life"
Carlton supporter: "ahrghakjhkjaahfg"
by Candemothium January 5, 2011
Get the Carlton mug.A boneless pussy who breastfeeds from his 60 year old mother, because he is physically and mentally unable to ingest solid foods.
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Get the carf mug.Most notable forms of the name have been used in TV Shows, Cigarettes, and Hotels.
TV spots:
Carlton the Doorman from Rhoda.
Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Cigarettes:
Carlton, it's lowest in tar!
Hotels:
The Ritz Carlton Resort
Famous people:
Carlton Hurdle Jr., the guy who put this definition in.
TV spots:
Carlton the Doorman from Rhoda.
Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Cigarettes:
Carlton, it's lowest in tar!
Hotels:
The Ritz Carlton Resort
Famous people:
Carlton Hurdle Jr., the guy who put this definition in.
by Carlton Hurdle Jr. July 15, 2008
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