Definitions by crazies

carf

when a person coughs and farts simultaneously.

when joe was coughing up a hacker, he also farted.
jan started laughing and said did you just carf?

carf by crazies November 13, 2009

larf 

when a person laughs and farts simultaneously.

jimbo was laughing so hard he also farted. billy said what in the tarnation was that a larf.

larf by crazies November 13, 2009