Cuntopolis

The opposite of a sausage fest. A party or room filled only with or above eighty percent of woman. Cunts are absolutely every where.

“I went to Stacy’s party dude and it was a total cuntopolis!”

by RetardedTrombone February 1, 2020

Cuntox

A word derived from the combination of being cunted, as in messy through drug use and being intoxicated with alcohol.
Cun-tox.

Going out on a proper bender and hitting it so hard that you can barely control your bowels, yet you feel like a king.

"I've had a cocktail of drugs and a flagon of sambucca. I am feeling proper cuntox. I'm hammered. It's 11 in the A.M. but do you know what, I am the boy. Let's keep rockin'."

by Cunty monty cunto August 9, 2006

cupboard surprise

A creative meal using whatever ingredients one has at hand in order to make it till one has more money and/or food stamps.

Mom's buttered tabouli salad mix rice con chocolate chip burrito was a classic of cupboard surprise, combining the necessity of eating with the availability of what we had on hand.

by maximo hudson May 24, 2009

Out of the Cupboard

When a heterosexual male comes out as "non-gay" and has an older homosexual brother.

Jon came "out of the cupboard" yesterday much to the chagrin of his gay brother Dave.

by J-Nice October 27, 2006

cuntor

A cross between a cunt and a whore.

She can sure be a fucking cuntor sometimes!

by cuntorwhore February 10, 2006

Cunto

Alternative name for Malcolm Johnson.

Malcolm 'cunto' Johnson

by mojo December 14, 2004

coming out of the cupboard

Something gay midgets do

So called because most gay folks come out of closets, but the small stature of little people necessitates they come out of someplace smaller

Did you hear about little Jimmy? Suzie told me he was coming out of the cupboard

by mr.snruB November 24, 2010