ihtfp

most commonly uttered single expression at the naval academy.

also means: I'm here to fly planes, I have truly found paradise (tools)
by mojo March 24, 2004
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crazypenguin

A korean mammal. Yet it is confused with chinese.

Harmless until disturbed and can unleash WMD.
Damn those crazypenguins.
by mojo January 20, 2004
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curl one

To excrete an immense piece of faeces that is "C" shaped
I've not shit for 3 days and need to curl a fat one.
by Mojo April 07, 2004
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shit on toast

my shit on toast scored 33k 3dmark01
by mojo July 25, 2004
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lower butt

(n)
the (hopefully) small piece of flesh that is bunched below the ass and above the legs when an out-of-shape female wears shorts two sizes too tight
Lori wore the zebra-striped hot pants again and I saw her lower butt while spotting her on chin-ups.
by Mojo February 15, 2005
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lightbulb

Glass tube which emits light when an electric current is run through it.
That is one NICE lightbulb.
by MoJo April 19, 2003
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west virgina

by MoJo April 19, 2003
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