first comment

A comment in which someone says FIRST!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then they get replies saying “lol stfu” or “lol that joke is dead”

MlgGamer21: FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!
annoyed shithead: lol stfu noob first comments are dead

by Dontfuckwithme21 December 14, 2017

First comment fag

An attention seeking idiot who actually thinks it's cool to be the first person to comment on an Internet article, video, post, blog, etc.

Sometimes, multiple fags do it at the same time, only to look like idiots, as shown below in ex.1.

ex. 1
news story's comments:
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-stop that shit it's getting annoying.

ex.2
some celebrity's facebook page:
-first!!!
-the guy who posted 'first' is a First Comment Fag! thumbs up if you agree!

by glugugugugugug March 6, 2011

Youtube Comment

Usually a good way to fall into depression or just Laugh. These are absolute proof people get "muscles" from being miles away from someone. The fact is it isn't even comments anymore. It's basically a chatroom for E-thugs, trolls, and kids who get their ass kicked in real life. This is made possible by the REPLY button. Ah yes, the reply button, we've seen it. The start to a raged flame war. What I don't get is if they're comments, why is there a reply? Another thing that proves Youtube engineers from Google were on weed when making YT is Comment Rating. The absolute way for a complete douche to show how "superior" they are to people is too give them a good ol' thumbs down. This soon becomes a pile up and other dumbwits join in on completly trashing it until the comment disappears. So this proves half the community plays Jesus on the comment boards. I personally made an account to piss of the 10-year old trolls and easily angered fanboys. lol try it, its crazy how fast they get pissed and spam your inbox with "FUCK YOU!!!!" messages and then they end it with pussy blocking you. Sorry if this was long but it speaks the truth.

Noob: OMG LADY GAGA IS HAWTTT!!!
Me: So you like men? lol (as a joke)
Noob(in message): Subject: SCREW OFF SOOPID GEH KID
Message: OMG NARD U SUCK IMA FIND U NOOBA! (NERD RANT follows....)
Youtube Comments are a WMD.^

by Awesomesauce123 February 19, 2010

highest rated comment

comments that have the highest number of thumb ups from youtube users. usually, these comments include saying something stupid/irrelevant about the number of 'dislikes' or justin bieber

most of the highest rated comments are also some of the most dumbest.

i'm fking tired of highest rated comments.

by wowspare September 16, 2010

Youtube Comment Section

One of the most god awful hang outs of insufferable dick heads and autistic retards on the internet. Stupid ass comments are a common sight and arguments by wannabe intellectuals run rampant. You can't even watch a cute puppy video without finding an ugly racial discussion just a few margins down. No matter how benign your comment may be in a YouTube Comment Section, some body will reply with hate. Half of them can't even spell.

I was feeling a bit depressed over the fucked up state of the human condition lately, so to brighten my spirits, I watched a cute puppy vid. I was feeling happy again but then I made the mistake of scrolling down to that filthy YouTube Comment Section. An appalling slue of cyber jerk comments immediately assaulted my eyes. My faith in humanity is all but gone.

by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 22, 2017

begging the comment

1. A social networker who comments on other users' profiles; his/her only intention, however, is to entice that user to comment on his/her profile.
2. A social networker that unabashadly asks other users to comment on his/her profile.
3. A pun of the phrase "begging the question", used to describe a logical fallacy.

1. Grendal sent me a message on my MySpace, but I'm sure she's just begging the comment.
2. OMG, you should look at my page and comment my new pics. You haven't left me a comment in ages! Comment comment comment, or I'll kill myself! Why haven't you commented, yet?

by Lindee August 25, 2007

youtube comment section

Quite arguably worst place on the internet, where everything, even the most uncontroversial videos will be flooded by trolls, racists and other different kinds of jerks in seconds, if not nanoseconds.

Person 1: lel, get back to arabistan, you ****
Person 2: Jeez, guys, you're worse than youtube comment section, and that's a high bar to meet

by Ramizan April 15, 2019