Octopus at the cock buffet

One who devours an enourmous amount of endless penis in one sitting, making light of the situation availabile in an all you can eat restaurant.

"That girl fucked so many guys last night she was like an octopus at the cock buffet!"

by DNugz July 16, 2008

jimmy buffet

Verb for when someone makes a career out of a few minutes of fame. Jimmy Buffet forged an entire career, a lifestyle, an island, and new genre of music, all based on one single song.

Joe the plumber seems to be trying to pull a Jimmy Buffet with this healthcare crap.

by Dick Fitzentite July 11, 2009

texas buffet

when you put hot sauce on a girls pussy prior to eating her out

I just gave April a texas buffet

by more head January 16, 2008

super panda buffet

a phenominal chinese buffet in the pacific view mall in ventura, CA. known for being cheap and delicious.

friend1: do you want to drive down to super panda buffet after school?
friend2: definitely, it is completely worth the 45 minute drive!

by Ari Cohen September 27, 2006

sex-buffet

A selection of slim jims, croutons, and rye bread kept bedside to be used during sexual intercourse for reasons that have nothing to do with nutritional value, but have everything to do with kinky sex.

When I picked up the PBR at the liquor store I also grabbed a box of slim jims for the sex-buffet.

by peppermint soap October 13, 2006

man buffet

a word used to describe a large selection of men and their cocks. can be used in conversation to describe past sexual experiences involving a broad spectrum of men. it generally applies best when used to discuss a large number of partners as well. it can also be used when going to a bar looking for a one night stand while out with the girls.

"damn, jenny. this bar has quite the man buffet. lots and lots of yummy goodness from which to choose."

or in terms of past sexual conquests:

"after taking a closer look, i regret a few things i ate from my man buffet."

by irisisalive January 25, 2010

whore's buffet

two definitions:

1. An all day whore's breakfast of coffee and cigarettes (not necessarily in that order)

2. a whore sucking cocks non-stop all day as to keep her mouth and stomach full of that man juice

My co-worker never goes out to lunch. Must be a whore's buffet today.

That whore's buffet is keeping her full and quiet.

by Nebuchadnezzar June 14, 2004