Jesse: Brendan! Did you do your part of the project?
Brendan: No, bitch! Fuck off!
*Jesse starts crying*
Brendan: No, bitch! Fuck off!
*Jesse starts crying*
by Whatever <3 May 03, 2019
the dude who looks in the mirror thinking he's a real stud muffin.. however in reality he's that guy who loves his son and best friend JAKE.. they often have little play dates around the tea table and dressed in dresses and wigs
does Brendan want to come over for his weekly tea party today? the theme is sailor moon... Brendan loves his role play and dress ups with JAKE.. poor JAKE
by whos ya daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 11, 2024
Brendan is the type of flop to think he's funny. He always thought he ate when in reality he really didn't. He can be a massive slut having up to 5 boyfriends at once. Don't become friends with Brendan unless you have excellent fighting skills because he will try to fight you every fucking day.
by Bussymaster December 17, 2022
Very autistic, depressed but he is very outgoing , funny, also love hungry (wink wink girls) this crazy combo makes him very good... such wow!!!!
Brendan stop being autsistic
by THOTSLAYER9000 October 03, 2018
by zestyzestcunts September 29, 2023
Brendan is sometimes good at sports. He doesn’t say it he sprays it. He is spoiled he is at times a good friend but he is a rat. He will always snitch you out!
Jack: I just lit of firecrackers Brendan
Brendan: *goes to jacks teacher* jack just Lit of some fire works or something
Brendan: *goes to jacks teacher* jack just Lit of some fire works or something
by Cocksnort69 October 25, 2019
by DD2468 July 17, 2022