breakup bod

The body someone gets after working out a lot, post-breakup. Since most people try and get fit after splitting up, they're more muscular and athletic than normal.

It can be a form of revenge, or just a way to improve yourself.

Damn, Tim's got that breakup bod since he and Ana split! *Sex Appeal*

by wordsrcooldude May 27, 2018

breakup hierarchy

Best kind of breakup to worst and everything in between (best meaning most respectful)
In person
Over video chat
Over skype/phone call
Over IM
Over text
Over e-mail
Having a friend do it for you
Changing your facebook status to "single"

Girl: That asshole just broke up with me over e-mail!
Friend: Ouch. That's pretty low on the breakup hierarchy.
Girl: Yeah. But at least he didn't just change his fb status to "single."
Friend (checking her fb) WHAT THE FRACK???!!!

by elliebellie2323 October 7, 2011

New Jersey Breakup

When a guy breaks up with a girl by just cutting off all communication to a girl out of the blue. The girl then wonders if they are broken up or not.

Kasey was upset that her boyfriend wouldn't talk to her and is wondering whether they had broken up or not. Little did she know, her boyfriend The Situation, had pulled a New Jersey Breakup on her.

by EvilGingerMan September 13, 2010

Breakuporxia

Loss of appetite, and subsequent weight loss, following a relationship breakup.

"David has lost a lot of weight recently"
"Yah, he's got breakuporxia after he and Susan split"

by Uffish Thought April 28, 2010

Facebook Breakup

The act of scouring your entire facebook page, removing any traces of your ex. This could be pictures, comments, likes, etc.

Person A: Dude I just broke up with Jenna
Person B: I know, I saw you doing a Facebook Breakup

by nerdrage201 November 22, 2011

Post-breakup hotness

The intentional effort made by women after a bad breakup to look really good. They do their hair and makeup everyday and wear more revealing clothing. They may not be ready for another relationship, but they look the part. woman, women, girlfriend, boyfriend, relationship, dating, lover, drama, girl code, breakup

Did you see Lana yesterday?! She looked good. She's got that post-breakup hotness working for her.

by joecoolthefool July 2, 2016

breakup buddy

A person who involves themselves in a relationship when it is none of their business, and therefore convinces one person in the relationship of the shortcomings of their significant other. Often has alterior motives.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He and his breakup buddy are now an item. Suprise suprise.

by Samantha Fischer August 1, 2007