boondock botch

When a thick midwestern or southern dialect impedes one’s ability to accurately pronounce seemingly common words, but more specifically names of people and places.

Forgive me if a Boondock Botch your names, but you know who you are so please come up to receive your award.

by 4shl3y July 6, 2022

excessive boondoggle

Any number of activities of or pertaining to the gross misuse of government funds. These activities may include but are not limited to: Using chartered airplanes to fly the entire length of a country, only to turn around the following morning and fly back to the same location because you felt guilty about staying in a location that may be perceived as non-work related by people that do not have any direct influence over you.

Hey, I woke up today and felt so guilty about not doing anything, that I decided to cost the government even more money than they are already spending to fly myself back to a location that I don't have anything to do at, so I can fly back to the original location the next day just so I can fulfill my need to excessively boondoggle. Man do I feel better about myself now. Excessive boondoggle

by scruples101 April 16, 2010

james bonds penis

the largest penis that has ever been identified.

Jim: Have you seen James Bonds Penis?
Mel: Yeah, he fucking destroyed me last night and my pussy flaps tore off.

by Good Man May 14, 2017

cheese boons

Take cheese wiz and squirt it in to a womans vagina and eat it out.

Dam I feel like I needs some crackers after that cheese boons

by Poonnan May 24, 2018

Baked Bonds

What really epic grill retarded gaymers say when high.

Me: Bonds
Me high: Baked Bonds
-that one grill gaymer

by 8td86fitfutd April 5, 2019

Brent Bounds

A guy who has a massive and/or large dick and has exactly 14 hot model moms in his bed every night. He specializes in being hot and sexy.

oh my god brent bounds is so fucking hot

by gary fendermen December 15, 2021

bonds

treasury bonds, corporate bonds american paper that urbanites would never buy under 40.

stocks , bonds , fed paper, CD's, options.
Man don't talk bonds to me. Just 3,000,000 Big Mac bugers with cheese now your talkin..

by itichie_nocanpo November 3, 2006