pap baffle

This is when you place toilet roll into the toilet before you take a poo and prevent any back splash going up your o-valve.

Wife: you took ages, you must have had a massive poo. any splash back?
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!

by barber6 July 13, 2009

Baffie

A baffie is a baddie who is extremely THICC. Highest ranking baddie ;). Wears swagger clothes and is always iced out. They identify as a h20 water splash mermaid fin flapper 2000. They dont take advice from NOBODY. Baffies always be dressed to impress and they always have their nails did. They always take care of their own problems and be slaying on the gram. They never ever do their homework and never care about what their grades are because they only care about their looks and discord nitro.

Me and my bestie are baffies, u cant relate LOL. OMG look at her wig, she is such a baffie.

by baffies4life January 19, 2022

boffer

A real fat bastard, often a pie merchant.

'you fat boffer'
Or, just look at someone and say 'boffer'

by theMaddog October 16, 2005

baff

a term used to describe the act of farting

did you just baff?

do you sometimes baff in the bath?

by Fizzer January 2, 2009

BAFFLED

An acronym for when you're having "one of those days". BAFFLED stands for

Bored
As
Fuck and
Failing

Largely at
Everything I
Do

I wish I could think of something fun to do, today. But I'm absolutely BAFFLED

by cranioDan11 August 15, 2017

baffed

It should work but doesn't for some reason. Or "completely baffed", it never should have worked and still doesn't.

Man 1. I can't get the website wizard to work, it keeps freezing.

Man 2. The website is baffed.

by banyard April 9, 2008

Baffs

A Nigerian slang used to describe fashionable clothes.

When a Nigerian says “I like your baffs”, he /she are saying I like what you are wearing.

by lagosboy December 10, 2011