Hot Blumpkin

This is a sexual move that is a cross breed between 2 others. This is the most diobolical sexual maneuver ever fantasized. The Hot Blumpkin is a mix between The Hot Karl and a Blumpkin. This move may only be done in a threesome. The act is performed when the male of the threesome recieves oral sex or a blowjob if you will. In the process of recieving this blowjob the male proceeds to defecate in the mouth of the third member of the threesome resulting in a completely nasty but satisfying release of semen and fecal matter in 2 different bystanders mouths

DUDE!! I had a threesome last night and while one girl was sucking me off I shit in the other bitches mouth...it was the best HOT Blumpkin I ever got

by J-Rad Wisnizzle June 24, 2009

Blumpkin Dealership

When one conquers a Wal-Mart Superstore by receiving a blumpkin in every stall in the bathroom. This task must be completed in one day and every dump cannot be flushed so they are all on display. Hence the name "dealership".

Jacob: "I gotta use the restroom bro."
Cole: "Your going to have to wait, Micah has a Blumpkin Dealership here."

by Teddy Huckstible September 8, 2011

Blumpkin Salad

While a girl is giving you The Blumpkin (Taking a shit on the can while receiving a blow job), your stomach becomes sour and end up vomiting all over her hair. This can be caused by excess drinking (blumpkin salad w/ italian dressing), or food poisoning (blumpkin salad w/ bleu cheese).

Jake: Dude, I gave Krista a Blumpkin Salad last night with tons of dressing.

Matt: No way, what kind of dressing?

Jake: She had the bleu cheese, we went to a chinese buffet.

by Mike Du. May 20, 2010

auto-blumpkin

To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.

Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.

by milfhunter37 November 3, 2003

Blumpkin Patch

When a whole line (or bathroom) of stalls is filled with men getting blumpkins.

"Were you at the party last night dude? Super epic blumpkin patch."

"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"

"Steve planted a massive one."

by PeterWalrussocks October 1, 2011

Blumpkin Huricanrana

This is when a girl proceeds to give u a blumpkin while you are standing up. You than quickly spin full 360 degrees, slapping her in the face with not only the huge shit hanging out your ass, but all slapping her on the forehead with your dong. If done correctly she should have your intials tatooed on her face.

Damn yo, last night this girl was givin me a blumpkin when i pulled a huricanrana on her face.

by TimmyHomeless February 11, 2003

Blumpkin Spice

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a hollowed out pumpkin, preferably carved with a nice silly face, after you have enjoyed a seasonal pumpkin spice latte from your favorite, West Coast Seattle based coffee shop.

Jenna says she won't give me another blumpkin spice. Last time the pumpkin cracked under my ass and she got a face full of pumpkin spice diarrhea and ended up puking all over my junk ... and then her parents walked in.

by Tony "Tone" Booyah November 4, 2009