Blumpkin Pie 

Blumpkin Pie is a delicious home made recipe that any male with or without cooking skills can make.

While receiving fellatio you shit in a pie tin. Then as you are cumming, you put the cum ontop of the poo poo. Then you shove the girl's face into the pie and force feed her the rest of the meal. This is ganranteed to be a meal she wil never forget and will talk about it for years to come.

Carina: What the fuck is your problem?

Brian: What are you talking about?

Carina: The blumpkin pie you made me eat last night... there must have been a tainted substance in it because i feel nauseous and i think i'm going to blow chunks!

Brian: oh, well just don't get any on my shoes, they are new.

Blumpkin Pie by edwin gaffney May 19, 2006

Blumpkin Schwirley 

After receiving a blumpkin, the receiver then pushes the blumpkin giver's head into the toilet and flushes.

Susie gave me a blumpkin. Boy, was she ever pissed when I thanked her with a blumpkin schwirley!

Blumpkin Schwirley by Shenans March 2, 2017

Blumpkin Spice 

Noun. A variant of the traditional “blumpkin,” a Blumpkin Spice is getting head from the barista while taking a shit at your local Starbucks.

“Bro, Becky hooked it up with a venti Blumpkin Spice last night!”

Blumpkin Spice by N8Ball_CornerPocket October 8, 2017

Blumpkin blocker 

Blumpkin blocker: Fat belly that prevents the proper execution of a blumpkin.

Its a new year now. Time to get rid of this blumpkin blocker.

Blumpkin blocker by Lostmykeysinthere January 2, 2019

Blumpkin Plus 

It's like a regular Blumpkin (in which one is taking a shit while another person is giving them a blow job) except in the case of a Blumpkin Plus the person taking a shit is also vomiting onto the other person's head.

Bro, that chick was so nasty and probably down for a Blumpkin Plus had I been queasy enough.

Blumpkin Plus by WIZARD_GOD_BRO_BABY August 5, 2021

Blumpkin Scoop 

When you’re giving someone a blumpkin and you reach around and scoop up a little shit to lube the balls.

Hey Carol! We just had Mexican food so tonight would be the perfect night for a blumpkin scoop!

Blumpkin Scoop by Jizzalina89 January 18, 2023

Blumpkin Pumpkin 

The act of receiving fellatio while defecating in a toliet or similar device while a hollowed out pumpkin is place around the penis.

I just got a fat steamy blumpkin pumpkin over there in that in the portable toilet. Damn it was hot. I got shitty gizz sweat running down my ass now, Im gonna clean up and maybe return after the chile surprise during the hottest part of the day.

Blumpkin Pumpkin by Mike Blumpkin July 30, 2008