kegel bites

1)When a girl is giving a man head...Whilst the man kegels, the girl bites.

2)Constriction of vaginal muscles whilst penis is inside said vagina.

3)Electrocution caused by a vagina.

Xavier: Kegel bites? I was one time railing this chick from behind, and she kegel bit my dick off.

Nathaniel: Get out of my house.

by Mike the Gay January 11, 2008

biter

a cooler word for copycat

bob: Hey whats up man?
fred: Nothin', like your shirt
bob: Thanks man

NEXT DAY --
fred (has bobs same exact shirt): Hey whats up man?
bob: nothin.... is that my shirt?
fred: no..
bob: biter.

by zomgitsangelica222 February 22, 2009

Parkbench biter

A passive male homosexual who bends over benches in gay cruising grounds and bites the bench in pain as he gets sodomised.

Wayne was a parkbench biter, he was such a dirty queen.

by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

death by 1000 rabid rat bites

the preferred punishment for the human refuse that creates malware

give that fool death by 1000 rabid rat bites

by Capt. Capacitor January 13, 2005

cot biter

Romanian orphan, so called because of TV footage always showing them doe-eyed and biting the edges of their cots.

Lets adopt a cot biter.

by Ronan Maddock September 25, 2006

knee biter

a little, petty jerk that metaphorically doesn't even come up to your waist in stature.

"man, did you hear what Arminda said Pete?" "Yeah, she just a knee biter"

by ttocs May 29, 2004

bites the hairy banana

To suck

Yeah, great idea...ought to improve morale tenfold...it bites the hairy banana.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003