Beer Scooter

The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it
i.e. "I don't remember getting home last night, I must have caught the
beer scooter".

by Karlito April 20, 2003

beer feet

beer feet is a side effect of being under the influence of beer or alcohol when one's feet become numb when bearfoot in outdoor or indoor terrains do to such high intoxication :

Me: i have mad beer feet bro!
friend: dude your walking on glass and rocks!
Me: i know man and im so intoxicated i cant feel a thing!
friend: you do have mad beer feet then. you should quit drinking before you hurt yourself...hahaha not!

by bailee kruger June 20, 2009

beer jizz

that foam that sprays out the top of your beer can after its been shaken too much. it covers the top and is just nasty to get on you

aww man, noah spilled that nasty beer jizz on me...i'm gonna smell like beer for a week

by samuel colt September 1, 2009

BeerCat

The result of taking a cat and, in some humane fashion, attaching a beer bottle to its belly (perhaps using a cat vest with a beer pouch in the front). One then opens the beer and drinks from the bottle as the cat claws one's face.*

*Swim goggles are suggested when attempting to experience beercat.

Originally a meme proposed by Stephen Colbert on the July 5, 2010 Colbert Report.

Some Examples:

*A First Time*
-Hey there, think you can handle BeerCat?
-Awwwww lemme have a go....*click* *glug-RANRW-SSS-SSS-glug* AH!!! IT'S HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME!!
-Yes, that my friend is the duality of BeerCat. Searing and sharp, yet frosty and smooth.

*A Morning After*
-Dude what happened to your face?
-Oh, man - I got mugged on my way back from WaWa.
-Wow man...so the mugger scratched you?
-No, he didn't touch my face, but I was so worked up when I got back that I challenged Jeff to a round of BeerCats. I finished two and he still one-upped me.
-Sucks, man. I guess I'll wait to tell you about your car.

*After Someone's Last Time*
-Ahhhh mannnn, why didn't I ever wear swim goggles for BeerCat?!
-Well, I guess you didn't SEE this coming...OH! BURNNN!
-NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. You just wait til it's your corneas.

by SpamMePlease August 4, 2010

Beer schlitz

The uncontrollable diarrhea one gets from consuming large amounts of schlitz beer

Dude, don't go in the bathroom for awhile. I had the massive beer schlitz.

by Milwaukeelover January 16, 2011

Beerdelier

Innovative and often impromptu method of creating a chandelier by securing empty beer cans to overhead light fixtures. Often coincides with long-lasting games of Beer Pong. The more more beer cans, the classier.

"The beerdelier really ties the room together."

by DLC1013 December 29, 2011

beer bong zilla

A chick that is bad ass with a beer bong

She was a real beer bong zilla at the party last night !

by Gregster83 December 5, 2015