Bar TELCRUZAR

an advanced slang name 4 a pub
Pub, boozer, battle cruiser, Bar TELCRUZAR.
It is still as slang refers to any pub except that Bar TELCRUZAR makes it sound like such a pub exists and the "zar" at the end makes it sound like a posh pub ( that doesnt actually exist ).

A. I am going to take you to the Bar TELCRUZAR ( any cheap old battle cruuiser or boozer ).
B. Wow I am getting taken to a place that sounds posh.

by Danny Travers April 22, 2006

bar toe

Extremely dirty foot caused when sandals are worn to the bars for a long period of time.

Keep your bar toe off my couch.

by Mitch G. August 15, 2006

Bar-cation

Using your vacation time wisely by sitting at a local bar every day, all day. It's a lot like a Vacation and Staycation wraped into one, with an alcohol bow on top.

I can't afford to leave town and drink this year, so I'll just use my vacation time for a bar-cation with friends.

by The Magnificent Bastard June 28, 2010

bar bitch

The poor guy behind the bar, usually a hapless college student trying to 'break into the business', who works for pennies yet does all the hard work in the bar such as refilling kegs, restocking the ice chests, kicking obnoxious drunkards asses, etc, while the hot, big boobed 'bartenders' flirt with the customers and take all the tips.

Hey bar bitch, the Bud Light's empty again!

by Whiplash January 10, 2006

bar-sexual

Any inane girl/guy (mainly girls) who think that pashing their best friend/another chick in a pub/club in order to give the impression that they are bi-sexual - is cool. Usually done to titillate a boyfriend or male onlooker with no intention or desire to follow through with same-sex actions. Pseudo-sexual behaviour of the lowest order. Should be exposed for the sexual fraud it is.

Usually localised to a bar or the like and same 2 chicks would never kiss elsewhere.

2 straight chicks in a bar ...

"look at that guy over there, do you think he will notice if we pash?"

2 chicks pash in order to get guy... guy is titillated by bar-sexual behaviour

by simatt March 12, 2008

Bar Eye

What happens to guys after a few too many beers that makes them pick up ugly chicks.

Man did you see that ugly chick Jim picked up last night, he musta had a bad case of bar eye.

by Jaydog January 9, 2004

Bar Star

A guy or girl that goes to clubs or bars at least once a week. Usually bar stars are found at clubs every Friday and Saturday night. They dress in sexy clothing to attract others for one night stands or short lived relationships.

I never see Joe on the weekends, where is he?

He's a bar star, so he's at the clubs.

by furgussen April 15, 2006