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ohio butthole tickling bandit 

a bald black man who waits at seven eleven bathrooms and tickles anyone who plays genshin impact and removes any trace of having a father figure and makes them attracted to children.
hey Jerry i heard EPD was made because he got tickled by the ohio butthole tickling bandit after playing genshin

English Bandit 

Assholes foreigners obsessed with learning English who will accost you when you visit their country in order to show off their shitty English to their friends and improve their ability to get more "foreign friends" and satisfy their foreigner fetish to show how cool they are. (Anyone who has visited China, Japan, or Korea is generally familiar with the phenomena.)
Dude I can't believe you went to the English corner over there. Do you really think it's worth getting anal raped by English Bandits for an hour just to get some Chinese chicks' numbers?
English Bandit by Justin P Wilson January 3, 2009

fruit bandit 

a person who gets kicks out of throwing fruit at people or cars without getting caught
person 1: did you see da banana get thrown at henrys face the other day
person 2: no did you ?
person 1: no i wana find that fruit bandit tho i hate him
person 2: i know henry got owned tho!
fruit bandit by Liam,Mulhern January 20, 2009

backseat bandit 

When a shorty perform sexual acts in the back of a hellcat/car.
My last shorty was a backseat bandit. She let a local trap lord with n srt blow her back out behind the 7/11.
backseat bandit by K racks November 11, 2021

Denim Bandit 

An enormous penis that robs all of your jean space.
Cindy gazed at Chester's Denim Bandit as he sauntered past her in the halls.

Booty Bandit 

A gang of misfits with the sole goal of decimating every single homosapien's cheeks, passing divine judgment upon the inhabitants of the earth
Booty Bandit by Booty bandit 1 April 8, 2017