Cunt Badger

A polite way of calling someone a Cunt. Using this word will not offend due to it being impossible to call someone it with a straight face.

Dammit Chris your such a cunt badger...

by TJ_1984 October 12, 2005

Honey Badgered

The act of removing a friend's testicles because they are controlled by his girl friend. This phrase started after a case in Africa where a honey badger ripped off a lion's testicle.

Guy 1: "I was forced to go shopping with my girl and I missed the game last night."

Guy 2: "You should be honey badgered for that."

by ssgt big mac September 19, 2009

Badge

variation of vagina.

Dude, I wish I was knee deep in some Britney Spears badge right about now.

by cancerVssuicide January 28, 2003

Badgers

Medium sized creatures with black and white coloration. Have been known to congregate and dance. Apparently like mushrooms, but not snakes.

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by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003

sock badger

Creature which lives in washing machines and makes its nest with socks. Never been caught, but the presence of odd socks in the wash is evidence of their existance

The sock badger has been at my socks again.

by Matt February 27, 2005

Vadge Badge

The hymen. Should only be used in a situation where a woman's virginity is confirmed by her intact membrane. Since the hymen is viewed as a corporeal representation of chastity, it is referred to as a badge.

"Still sportin' the Vadge Badge, miss?"

by Will K (the 'K' stands for 'Killa') September 20, 2005

flaming badger

When penetrating a female from behind, one simply douses her ass in lighter fluid and ignites it. Then proceed to scratch at the flames violently in an effort to (a) put out the flames and (b) imitate an enraged badger.

Yo, I gave your mom the ol' flaming badger last night. She's in the ICU now, but she'll survive.

by Sandwiches October 10, 2006