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Medium sized creatures with black and white coloration. Have been known to congregate and dance. Apparently like mushrooms, but not snakes.
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003

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A place where the opposite of the norm happens. As shown in the example, instead you driving the car...
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003

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A taunt or insult, generally used after another insult. Can be used to raise annoyingness of the insult by at least 3 fold.
Guess what? YOUR FACE! Whatnow!?
by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003

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According to lore, the Clock Spider once had a ninth leg. That leg fell off one day and is now what Christians, Musilims, and Jews alike worship as God.
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by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003

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