wanna-beats

headphones that aren't beats but attempt to be

Look at that kid over there in those wanna-beats, no one uses those anymore.

by Good A. Firm November 12, 2010

Banging the beats

To "beat them guts up" To have hard sex.

I banged the beats out of Jenny. She had to call in sick the next day

by Loki Alexander June 17, 2004

Low Bats

When a person's trousers and lowered and fasted around the buttocks or just below them. Usually common in rude boys and people who live in certain areas and estates. Originated from a prison where all black men had their belts taken off them because one black man strangled a white man with his belt, this caused their trousers to lower as thay walked. This was then taken up by people outside.

O my God bruv, look at that brers low bats.

by ReZa October 21, 2004

Anal beats

Taking it in the ass doggie style

Bob- man how drunk was I
Rob- man you where fucked up
Bob- man my ass feels like I've had anal beats all night
Rob- I know I have it on camera

by A litt;e bit Cooler December 9, 2008

Batslavian Bear-Knuckle

When a fat chick sits on your fist with a thong on. The thong gets tangled in your paw creating a veritable web/nest. When you pull your fist out you make her dog dump on her chest and entwine the thong in the poop. The dog thinks the fat chick is the "bear" intruding on his territory so he attacks. Hopefully by this time you have untangled your paw and can nut in the beleagured fat chicks face, hark the reference to the Batslavian ice cream steam roller. The knuckle comes into the equation when you sprinkle pubes on her grill and punch her in the face. The pubes form a beard making her look like a bear you just fought.

"Big Betsy was trying to chill on my shipmate last night and I hit her with the Batslavian Bear-Knuckle which made her heart smile in jubilation...."

by Trondaddy December 5, 2007

boatsex

The art of shoving your wooden plank into her elegant transom and lathering her vessel with a coat of milky sweet varnish.

"I docked my dinghy bow first into her beautiful deep boat slip last night, nothing like a great night of boatsex, Jim"

by hydrostaticlubricator May 16, 2016

Bats over mine

When you are completely and utterly owned at a computer game because your opponent abused an imbalance. From Warcraft III's beta versions when bats could reach a gold mine out of range of any anti-air ground defenses.

Bats over mine, Mano! I'm so angry.

by dkw August 5, 2006