by so awkward fan❤️ February 10, 2021
Noun: During an awkward moment when there is only silence, you become an awkward tomato. Because, it's an awkward situation and you just stand there still like a tomato. Tomatoes are vibrant and red which means they're noticed which is much like how you feel in an awkward situation; very noticeable.
*Someone tells a shitty joke*
*You stand there in the silence still*
Bystander: "Hey look at that awkward tomato!"
*Someone doesn't understand the joke*
*All those who understood stand there still in the silence"
Bystander: "Hey look at those awkward tomatoes!"
*You stand there in the silence still*
Bystander: "Hey look at that awkward tomato!"
*Someone doesn't understand the joke*
*All those who understood stand there still in the silence"
Bystander: "Hey look at those awkward tomatoes!"
by THEawkwardTOMATO September 04, 2011
Best when used on an unexpected individual, with both arms and legs, one person runs and jumps, and wraps the appendages around the other person, whether you managed to jump on the front, back or side. Usually awkward.
"Why is that dude running towards me?"
"Maybe he's going to awkward koala you?"
Dude 1 is sufficiently awkward koala-ed by the running dude.
"Maybe he's going to awkward koala you?"
Dude 1 is sufficiently awkward koala-ed by the running dude.
by WuddupRIBSBFJEFH April 18, 2011
Following an awkward moment or conversation, one stands up abruptly from a seated position, and tunefully sings " and a partridge in a pear tree" . To the tune of "12 days of Christmas" (popular Christmas song). The song must be accompanied by awkward flailing and flapping of ones arms at eye level or higher. The moment is completed when one abrubtly drops back into their seat.
In the event of one standing up to begin with, one must sit on the floor quickly, leap up to perfrom the 'awkward partridge' and drop back to a cross legged position on the floor.
In the event of one standing up to begin with, one must sit on the floor quickly, leap up to perfrom the 'awkward partridge' and drop back to a cross legged position on the floor.
Man - (gets down on one knee) 'Will you marry me?'
Woman - 'errr..........do I know you?'
Man - (abruptly leaps up) '....and a partridge in a pear treeee' and sits back down.
Woman - "Awkward Partridge" !
Woman - 'errr..........do I know you?'
Man - (abruptly leaps up) '....and a partridge in a pear treeee' and sits back down.
Woman - "Awkward Partridge" !
by ILoveChickenBagels November 15, 2011
The awkward meep is used in situations where everyone in a loud room suddenly gets quiet, and starts to look around in awkwardness. A person will then say "meep meep", like a roadrunner saying "beep beep". This will break the tension of the awkward silence in the classroom, and bring happiness and laughter. The peace is restored again.
*loud laughter/conversations in a room*
*few minutes later*.....
..
...
....
*becomes quiet*
guy1: *looks around*
guy2: *looks around*
guy3: *looks around*
guy4: ".... meep meep"
everyone: "LOL AWKWARD MEEP"
*and the peace is restored*
*few minutes later*.....
..
...
....
*becomes quiet*
guy1: *looks around*
guy2: *looks around*
guy3: *looks around*
guy4: ".... meep meep"
everyone: "LOL AWKWARD MEEP"
*and the peace is restored*
by the meeptastic numba two March 28, 2009
When youre having sex with someone who doesn't know what they are doing creating an awkward feeling and regret because you could have done a better job getting off by yourself.
Andrea wished she had just masterbated rather than subject herself to the awkward sex she had with Jeremy because he sucks in bed.
by yourmomsmysexslave August 12, 2009