atomic fail

When someone or something has reached seven consecutive epic fail (failures) within an "absurdly small amount of time" it is known as an 'atomic fail' or failure. It is believed that no man, animal or object has ever been able to pull this feat off as failing that many times, so hard and so close together is almost impossible.

The closest record is rumored to attain 4 of the required 7 epic failures, but this claim is unfounded.

Guy 1: Dude that was an atomic failure.
Guy 2: Hey, I know I just killed an old lady, got aids, ground my legs to my knee caps, caught my house on fire and accidentally ate my dog but there's no reason to exaggerate.

by Flopjack August 5, 2008

Atomic firecrotch

A redhead with so much hair in their pubic area its like an atomic bomb went off. way past the level of a normal fire crotch.

guy 1: dude how was that chika last nist?

guy 2: suckish she was a real atomic firecrotch!

by scruffyladoche March 26, 2009

Static in the Attic

When a guy (or girl) is caught masterbating in the attic by a friend, parent, sibling (macking an awkward situation)and they can't get the image out of mind.

Hey Leah, sorry I didn't hand in the paper we needed, last night I saw some " Static in the attic" and I can't really focus on anything cause it was narsty.

by Celina Jade February 6, 2009

Atomic Lotus

This move can only be pulled off by young single mom (ages between 16-23). Atomic Lotus occurs when a single mom decided to let the grand parent (assuming they both are still alive) baby sit the little ones at night. Afterward, when the baby decided to go to sleep, the mother will go out and party or do what she wants.

There's a big party going on tonigh; I'm going to drop an Atomic Lotus tonight.

by BenchMax345 March 7, 2009

atomic bomb

Mankind's first attempt at playing God.

The atomic bomb leveled cities; when did God give that right to men?

by Montes April 3, 2008

average atomic mass

The weighted average of the atmoic masses of the naturally occuring isotopes of an element.

Suppose you had a box of marbles that contain 2 sizes of marbles. If 25% of the marbles have the massses of 2.00g each and 75% have the masses of 3.00g each then the average atomic mass would look like this.
(25 marbles x 2.00g = 50g)+(75 marbles x 3.00g = 225g) = 275g / 100 = (an average atomic mass of) 2.75g.

by Killa Chris the Great September 29, 2006

attila the nun

Evil, psychotic, she-beast disguised as a penguin. At least one can be found wherever Catholics have been stupid enough to start an abbey or monastery. Frequently enters the teaching profession, in spite of an almost pathological hatred of children.

I don't remember my fifth grade teacher's name, so I just call her Attila the Nun.

by blackbooks February 18, 2005