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he's proud to be a pole smoking assmaster

by discordian January 7, 2004

ashman

An individual who consumes gravy by the pint whilst oggling ladies and rubbing his thighs in a disturbing matter.

I went to the cafe for Roast beef au jus, but this pretty young thing sat down opposite, next thing I know, Im doing the Ashman

by Noomz May 23, 2007

assland

Usually a liar. She puts her boyfriend before everyone else, and has intercourse everyday. And doesnt realize they will be broken up by a few months. Trys to get with every guy possible and thinks that it makes her cooler. Pretends that she doesnt care about what people think about her, but she does. Lives in a fantasy world. And acts like the world revolves around her, while everyone laughs at how pathetic she is. Has many diseases. The fakest of the fake and doesnt brush her teeth.

God! What a slut! Thats something an Assland would do!

by showdemdimondsss August 4, 2009

Assmonkeydoodlecake

Someone who looks like a monkey and likes to eat doodlecakes while being raped up the butt.

"You assmonkeydoodlecake!"

by Yashiwa Utadaka June 30, 2008

Assange

(n). A form of rash that develops following the waxing of body hair.

"I've got the this assange across my chest after my wax yesterday."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assmaster

The person who owns your ass.

Jake says to margie, "Hey you're a bitch!"

Margie says back, "Go report back to your assmaster!"

by Alli-BABA July 3, 2010

assministration

ass-min-eh-stray-shun
noun.

1. A collected division of parasites claiming to benefit its host, but in reality made up of a collection of Prime Ministers of the land of Ass.

2. Any US Federal Government Agency.

If only the Obama Assministration were capable of accomplishing something without stealing 30% of the income from 310 million people at gunpoint.

by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012