Assmatic

It is a symptom of really, really liking ass.

"Brooo, i think im assmatic . all i can think of is ass.

by YBN_CONFIDENTIAL June 13, 2018

The assmassy

The act of coming up to your best friend and rubbing your ass in his face and farting simultaneously, this is the (assymassy)

Dang dude Doug rubes his ass in my face and that was such an the assmassy

by Lord ass boy12345 January 23, 2019

assachingness

The quality of being a pain in the ass- literally.

Behold, such seats of assachingness as we find in this humble venue.

by jimbosaurus May 27, 2009

assabitize

To order or categorize people by increments of poor character. The extent to which individuals in a group are assholes. Assabitization or re-assabitization is the process of assabitizing. Most often, the terms are used to refute or challenge undue insult.

"You sir are an ass!"
"Don't be so quick to assabitize. I'm a nice person!"
OR
"I demand a re-assabitization!"

by NiceGuyDrinkingCocoa March 22, 2013

Assacre

Commonly a miserable experience, an assacre is like a massacre but with shit. It also takes hours of wiping, and definitely not a fun experience at all.

Oh damn, Tacobell wasn't a very good idea, I think I'm gonna have an assacre The

bathroom is gonna look like Willy Wonka's chocolate river when I'm done in there.

by Aqua August 9, 2016

Ashmahala

An arabic persons asshole - pronounced 'ashamahallllala'

'wow that anal was so good last night my ashmahala is still aching x'

by goodolgreg November 23, 2016

ASSA SCROTUM

A boy who has brown hair, is typically short, and his voice is so high pitched it sounds like a dolphin. He tells everyone that he’s straight but is secretly gay.

“Is that guys name asa Odom?”
“No it’s assa scrotum!”

by Im.Thiccc October 26, 2017