assifer

A combination between "Lucifer" and Jennifer...as in Jennifer Lopez.

This word is also in reference to Jennifer Lopez's famous big ass.

Someone who is evil and desecrates the sacrament of marriage by marrying over and over again.

"She's such an assifer-- how many times will she marry again?"

by Jickee July 31, 2004

assfingers

The worst thing imaginable. Something you would rather die than become.

Become assfingers? I'd rather star in a snuff film.

by sarkathstic November 17, 2004

Asif

A wrinkly, tired old man. Doesn't sleep much. Also talks and laughs wayy too much for his own good. Is also a little bit of a perv!

Asif needs to sleep really badly!

by mkhan December 30, 2007

assface

Possessing the facial qualities of an ugly man's ass.
One who resembles Tony Blair on television.

After my cousin got mutilated in a car accident, he's gotten a real assface.

by Big Bob March 20, 2003

Asifalis

As if it is, in a disease form.

Asifalis your not gay!

by Wehay July 17, 2003

assfez

A term used to call someone an idiot. Usually used lightheartedly without intending offense.

1. Oh Alicia, you're such an assfez!

2. *glaring at Alicia* ASSFEZ!

by mr_microphone October 1, 2004

assfag

When someones ass is homosexual.

When they fart, it makes a sound that is similiar to nothing.

Fatass. Cockshit. Niggaslut.

See: Andrew Price

"Hey i just farted." "Well i didnt fucking hear it assfag."

"Hey evan ur fat and also an assfag.

by nigga April 15, 2005