dumb assicle

A term that is the opposite of smarticle assicle. It means you are a dumb ass.
(Please see "smarticle assicle")

At least he is not a dumb assicle

by Smarticle Sarah August 1, 2008

Asican

When you look chink/Asian as fuck, but you're actually Mexican. It's more for reference than actual race definition.

Bro #1: Woah is that girl Asian?

Bro #2: Nah brah she's mexican!

Bro #1: We'll just say she's asican for reference matters

by Tinyteeth June 15, 2015

asscandy

the wonderful wonderment of a great ever loving scent of sweet putan jus mixed with ass flow like you will snort off of a gorgeous pair of cunt wrappers also known as panties

sniff sniff sniff Snuffy Sniff asscandy, out and in the ever loving tongue of extscy

by Lonny Joe Black December 16, 2007

Asscake

Noun ; squishy or soggy ass .

Mostly used in the Gay community .

Originated from Awesome and Possom .

ASSCAKE

"What's up with your asscake?" (LISP)
"Pardon me ... Why dont you fix that asscake?"

by Awesome de la Possom September 26, 2009

aesic

Cock , Penis , Weiner

His aesic is huge .

by Jackass December 6, 2003

assicorn

An assicorn is a mythical animal similar to the penicorn , a unicorn with an penis on its head instead of a horn. The assicorn is a unicorn with an ass on its head.

Yesterday John wouldnt stop touching my tits, he is such an assicorn.

by Bob Rodriguez October 11, 2007

asscertain

Selfhelp & background to online publishing tips & tricks to capitalize on others' credit card Pending Spending

Asscertain your credit background.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009