assface

a balding history teacher who has an ass for a face and can talk constantly about a single subject for hours, boring her class to death

"Mrs. Smith looks just like an assface!"

by DUEEEEejfslkdfr;lksjdl November 19, 2006

assdirt

the little bits of dirt your wash off during a shower or just filth in general you may find in between your ass cheeks

"dude, i love washing that assdirt from my ass in the shower!!!

by beatlefan07 August 22, 2008

assflax

when your shit is stringy kinda and is able to weave into things such as string, rope, thread, etc.

Joe: whats that long trail of stringy stuff hangin out of your ass?
Bill: aww man i totally assflaxxed

by gumball323 July 15, 2010

Assface

like buttface, JUST BETTER!!

oh man my brother is such an assface, he won't get me Taco Bell even though he's already there and owes me 4 dollars

by areyoukiddingme08 February 4, 2015

assface

Someone who's face looks like an ass

Shut up, assface.....oh, and by the way, Happy Mothers Day...... Assface

by Yournamey Macgee December 4, 2002

Sutton-In-Ashfield

A town in Nottinghamshire

My mate lives in Sutton-In-Ashfield

by thecopybot77 March 2, 2011

AssFink

A term used to describe anyone you don't like, someone who thinks they have an idea of what they're doing but they really dont have a fucking clue, someone who talks behind your back, sumone who has sum sucky ass come backs and is really dumb, or is just a complete asshole etc... This is a VERY flexible word

Wow I can't beleive Susy talked about me to my OWN best friend.. what a fucking AssFink!

by ManDa PanDa-- inspired by LizzY BiZZy April 28, 2005