assdirt

the little bits of dirt your wash off during a shower or just filth in general you may find in between your ass cheeks

"dude, i love washing that assdirt from my ass in the shower!!!

by beatlefan07 August 22, 2008

Assdicting

When that ass is addicting. Plain and simple.

A: Have you seen her booty lately?!
J: That booty is assdicting!

by Keep The Glass San Diego March 13, 2017

assdict

A person, mostly male, who has a severe predilection for the posterior of an opposite sex over the other parts of their body.

I had a great time with this assdict who couldn't keep his hands off my ass. Never been with anyone who's so assdicted to me before!

by Cherrychick April 29, 2007

Ass dirt

known as the left over crap that doesn't get wiped off when one is finished cleaning their ass after taking a chocolate nugget.
Usually guys have this problem the most since its harder to clean a harry ass.

me:hey man? whats the best way to get rid of ass dirt

friend: bleach and a scrub brush .

me: wow Ive never seen my asshole so clean :)

by the lomondo September 2, 2013

ass-dirt

The ring of dirt left around the toilet seat when a dirty ass person gets up off it.

Dude 1: "Man, can I use the bathroom at your house?"

Dude 2: "What's wrong with your bathroom?"

Dude 1: "I hate using it. My older brother always leaves ass-dirt on the seat."

Dude 2: "Awww... that's just gross."

by Mr. Reality Music June 16, 2008

assdicted

to be addicted to ass or booty

Man, that girl over there is so assdicting!
Look at Chris - he's staring at that girl's booty...he is soooo assdicted!

by Wanderingpig September 24, 2005

assdarts

(v.) A game where the objective is to use an erect penis as a dart and another person's ass as the dart board. A "bulls-eye" in this game is defined by anal penetration.

Yo Josh, that game of assdarts me and your sister played last night was intense, I scored 5 bulls-eyes!!!!

by lkojoju July 21, 2006