appletiser

Apple

Appletiser: Appletiser

by Shirokasai June 9, 2024

AppleKushed

When you consume too much of a Johnny Applekush edible 💚🍏

I told her to start with a bite and wait 30 minutes, but she ate the whole thing and was AppleKushed..

by Johnny Applekush January 23, 2026

Appleseeds

Someone who doesn’t make modern mistakes.

We should thanks all bicyclists for being good appleseeds - for not making the modern mistake of ruining the planet.

by Cherrypit October 14, 2025

ghetto applesauce

Cheap hard Cider often found in a brown a brown paper bag or in boxed wine form. In the boxed wine form, the box is immediately discarded in the street and the bag is slapped until emptied.

Shaquanda demaded we scoop some ghetto applesauce to get crunk as hell for the party.

by ThatGuy895 July 12, 2015

Johnny Appleseed

The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.

How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.

Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.

by Kwaller11 September 30, 2017

De-appleated

Dē-aphul-āted

Adj. 1. The first slice of home made baked apple pie that is served on a plate resulting in a mess of pie filling, crust and apple chunks out of their respective wedge. Usually due in part to the temperature giving it it's soft interior. By the next slice in succession, a little more intact the wedge would be.

Oh well! The first slice is de-appleated, the next slice will be perfect.

by RobbieStJean November 2, 2017

Richard Appleseed

A lesser-known figure in the botanical history of The Americas. Instrumental in promulgating genetic diversity across all terrains and a variety of subjects. Known for: powerful pheromonal presence, wide-spread dissemination, and proclivity for cupcakes.

See also: seed-dispersal; American history; biological urges; tales from the New York elite; The Hero's Journey.

He got around like Richard Appleseed.

by A modest historian July 7, 2018