Autismo

A bowl of marijuana with alternating layers of weed followed by thc (shatter/dabs), until the bowl is full. Called autismos because after smoking it you become autistic.

“Yo fam hit this autismo right quick.”

by Mandem905 May 7, 2018

accidental autism

When you mess up so bad it makes you sound autistic

Tim had an accidental autism moment when he told the Chick-fil-A employee he wanted a cheese burger.

by Jrvencill November 23, 2017

autism

Psychiatry. a pervasive developmental disorder of children, characterized by impaired communication, excessive rigidity, and emotional detachment: now considered one of the autism spectrum disorders.

"i'm really sorry about your son with autism"

by MorphineDrip July 19, 2019

Autism

A serious and very real developmental disorder characterized by impaired social interaction, restricted and repetitive interests and impaired communication.

Victims of autism suffer from severe mindblindness (complete lack of empathy) and often live in their own world.

A disorder where over 75% of those diagnosed today do not actually have it.

Those who actually suffer from the disorder want to be cured and are quite upset by the mass of fake autistics running around claiming otherwise.

I have severe autism. I began receiving SSI as a child, I attend Voc Rehab and will never be able to live on my own. I spent years in hospitals and institutions because of my autism.

by Najia April 25, 2009

hipster autism

The failure of one to give a fuck while wearing a paisley skirt.

Jill: Sarah wore her tapestry without understanding the Widespread Panic song.

Nicki: Oh man, hipster autism sucks.

by Nicki&jill November 27, 2013

Autism spike

An accurance when you do something so utterly stupid that it is as if your body just temporarily lost as chromosome causing the stated autism spike

" I was working on a project in classes earlier and had an autism spike that caused me to try to spell drive like dryve"

by CUMNUGGET May 22, 2017

Autism

One of those things that can be made fun of, but should still be treated with respect. Unlike 911.

Man1: Haha, autism go durrrr!
Man2: lil’ too far my dude. Let’s talk about 911.

by Dordobolong August 28, 2021