Jill: Sarah wore her tapestry without understanding the Widespread Panic song.
Nicki: Oh man, hipster autism sucks.
Nicki: Oh man, hipster autism sucks.
by Nicki&jill November 27, 2013
When another member of your household eats all of the good shit in your house and leaves you with soggy bananas and plain oatmeal.
Kevin ate all of the double chocolate granola, rice cakes with truffle butter, and bagel bites. He totally snack fucked me.
by Nicki&jill February 06, 2016
When all of the best snacks in your house have mysteriously disappeared leaving you with wasa crackers and dried up baby carrots.
Nicki frantically searched the refrigerator for the hummus only to realize she had been snack fucked by Kevin.
by Nicki&jill January 29, 2016
Verb. The act of holding one's pet in one's lap while patiently sitting on the toilet and taking care of business. This may or may not be against the pet's will.
by Nicki&jill July 16, 2014