Definitions by Nicki&jill

Snack fucked 

When all of the best snacks in your house have mysteriously disappeared leaving you with wasa crackers and dried up baby carrots.

Nicki frantically searched the refrigerator for the hummus only to realize she had been snack fucked by Kevin.

Snack fucked by Nicki&jill October 14, 2016

Snack fucked 

When another member of your household eats all of the good shit in your house and leaves you with soggy bananas and plain oatmeal.

Kevin ate all of the double chocolate granola, rice cakes with truffle butter, and bagel bites. He totally snack fucked me.

Snack fucked by Nicki&jill September 24, 2016

Pet potting 

Verb. The act of holding one's pet in one's lap while patiently sitting on the toilet and taking care of business. This may or may not be against the pet's will.

Pet potting is part of my every day morning routine along with a cup of coffee and watching GMA.

Pet potting by Nicki&jill July 15, 2014

hipster autism 

The failure of one to give a fuck while wearing a paisley skirt.

Jill: Sarah wore her tapestry without understanding the Widespread Panic song.

Nicki: Oh man, hipster autism sucks.

hipster autism by Nicki&jill November 27, 2013