Dordobolong's definitions

SCP-494

If you're watching a video and the youtuber gets killed by SCP-494, you will forget that it happened.

"My mind feels very numb from SCP-494's effects."

by Dordobolong November 21, 2021

Clothes Beam

Easily his most metro attack.

“CLOTHES BEAM!”

by Dordobolong March 21, 2021

My life is in the hands of an idiot

No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.

“My life is in the hands of an idiot.”
“No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.”

by Dordobolong March 30, 2021

Roblox Player

Someone who plays Roblox. Most seem to be toxic babies that cry at the mention of anything, but others seem to be smarter and play the game ironically, or to help creators that make actually good games.

“You such a Roblox Player dude.”
“Is that a bad thing?”

by Dordobolong April 9, 2021

vandalism of a spot-a-pot

Hahahahahahahahaha...

“I guess you could call it vandalism of a spot-a-pot.”
“What does that mean?”

by Dordobolong April 10, 2021

Future Trunks Syndrome

Being unable to help yourself, but helping others in the same pickle as you who are able to be helped.

Person A: "Man, Amanda keeps giving people small pox vaccines even though she was smallpox herself."
Person C: "I know, she's got Future Trunks Syndrome."
Person B: "You're a fucking weeb Person C."
Person C: "I know."

by Dordobolong June 23, 2022

Crum

When you cry and cum.

"Dave was high af last night, so when he was fucking Synthia he thought that here face had turned into a demon."
"Bet he crummed really hard."

by Dordobolong May 23, 2022