Dordobolong's definitions

weeping cock

The important things.

"We spend a lot of time talking about the important things."
"Weeping cock?"
"Weeping cock."

by Dordobolong April 14, 2022

vandalism of a spot-a-pot

Hahahahahahahahaha...

“I guess you could call it vandalism of a spot-a-pot.”
“What does that mean?”

by Dordobolong April 10, 2021

Future Trunks Syndrome

Being unable to help yourself, but helping others in the same pickle as you who are able to be helped.

Person A: "Man, Amanda keeps giving people small pox vaccines even though she was smallpox herself."
Person C: "I know, she's got Future Trunks Syndrome."
Person B: "You're a fucking weeb Person C."
Person C: "I know."

by Dordobolong June 23, 2022

Crum

When you cry and cum.

"Dave was high af last night, so when he was fucking Synthia he thought that here face had turned into a demon."
"Bet he crummed really hard."

by Dordobolong May 23, 2022

I like ya cut G

Something you say before locking or deleting a post.

"I like ya cut G!" *blocked*

by Dordobolong June 4, 2021

Pay-to-pay

Even worse than pay-to-play. With these games you pay for the game just to have to pay some more.

Man, I’m sick of these pay-to-pay games.

by Dordobolong April 3, 2022

Jeremy Position

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Jeremy position? Get jabaited.

by Dordobolong February 20, 2022