alcohol

One of the select few legal drugs.

100x more people die every year from alcohol than from all illegal drugs combined.

Alcohol can be a huge amount of fun, though.

zomg!!1111! i nvr wud do heroins they make u addikted after 1 time and u die so stoopid

lets drnk alcohol

by sanfud n sun October 31, 2007

alcohol

The greatest tool every created. The key is not to intake it at parties, but encourage every one else to drink freely. This way, your clear and sober mind will quickly become surrounded by drunk idiots, and you can take advantage of each and every one of them. If you're an ugly dude, no worries, a little alcohol will totally change a girls view on you. Same goes for girls, if you give a guy a couple of brews, he will hit anything that moves.

There is a difference between refraining from drinking and being the designated driver, the latter being the equivalent of being the party's bitch.

Hey man, stop smoking that reefer and have some alochol, the choice of champions.

by Regular John June 13, 2004

alcodextrous

Being able to drink any kind of alcohol.

"What would you like to drink, liquor or beer?"

"Either one, I'm alcodextrous."

by AAI April 13, 2007

Alcohol party

Quite literally, a party containing alcohol, specifically hard liquor such as mojotos. Made famous by Thad Castle on the TV show Blue Mountain State.

Alcohol party at The Goat House!
- Thad Castle

by Winningduh July 30, 2012

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

gastrointestinal ailment that arrises from a night of heavy drinking.

Q: Why was Chad late for work?
A: He has Fecal Alcohol Syndrome (he shit his pants on the way to work because he drank way too much last night).

by like a viking November 13, 2011

alcohol

a special serum that makes you horny.

I drank so much alcohol I had sex with a horse... I was desperate.

by the kid under the cupboard January 10, 2009

Coke and Alcohol

The things that make Charlie Sheen bleed tiger blood

Last time i smoked pot i cried shark tears
Coke and Alcohol makes me happy

by Isaiah J. Partida April 6, 2011