Accordiosexual

One who is exclusively sexually attracted to accordions.

Son: Mom, Dad, I think It's time I told you the truth... I'm... AN ACCORDIOSEXUAL. Billy-sue is the name of the beautiful instrument, and I'm marrying her this May!

Mother: *faints*

Father: Son.... I am dissapoint.

by TheMaskedFurfag May 22, 2011

DS account

DS account (darkside account)

An anonymous account that is often used for horny tweeting, thirst trapping, fetish baiting, and sometimes used to upload nudes of oneself; exhibitionistic and/or voyeuristic behavior.

He/She has a DS Account on twitter to be horny with people anonymously

by rtsc214 December 15, 2019

Sacrificial E-mail Account

An expendable e-mail account which is established for registrational purposes, so as to catch all relative junk mail, keeping the user's primary e-mail account unaffected.

"I just registered with www.girlswithbadbreath.com, but I was smart this time and used my sacrificial e-mail account address - so I won't get all the trash mail (or evidence) in my work e-mail."

by swt1124 March 10, 2009

Spam Account

A spam account is a thing/ account where someone posts random things in no sort of order

Jessica-OMG did you see Carly’s new spam account???

by Poster116 October 8, 2017

Star Wars according to a 3 year old

A home video, originally posted on Youtube, of a little girl reviewing the plot of "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope" at the kitchen table in the way only a 3 year old can. She is very articulate for a child her age - despite the fact that her sypnosis ends at Princess Leia's planet getting "blowed up". The video has been parodied numerous times, and has recieved several Youtube comments accusing the filmmaker of "working the kid too hard" in order to produce the film.

"... but don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll get you!" - little girl in "Star Wars according to a 3 year old"

by Mrs. Rachael Mercury October 18, 2008

Smash Account

Smash Account: Originally derived from the phrase "I got that bitch on smash", this term shares close ties with the much more frequently utilized booty call. A poor man's Little Black Book, a typical smash account is a gentleman’s virtual directory of possible “booty calls” at a given time. Women included in this mental compilation are subject to a plethora of vile and degrading sex-acts (see Cincinnati Bowtie & Rusty Trombone), and as a rule of thumb are usually unaware of their peers on the list. While Smash Accounts themselves are invaluable, their rosters are disposable and frequently updated.

"Gave this bitch a little yatch and she hit me with some dome in the bathroom; time to update the old smash account"

by Michael Wolstencroft February 14, 2006

Ottawa Accordion

First, you fly to Ottawa and pick up a local lady. You start by breaking all of the restrictive bones in her body. Then, starting at her feet, you fold her body like an accordion up to her head. Hold her sideways and open up the “accordion”, revealing her vagina. Thurst into her, then out, then close the accordion. Open again, and repeat.

Malcolm: “Hey Shane, what do you want for Christmas?”
Shane: “I’m really hoping for a plane ticket to Canada. I need to cross the Ottawa Accordion off my bucket list.”

by ruralführer September 7, 2018