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Ottawa Accordion

First, you fly to Ottawa and pick up a local lady. You start by breaking all of the restrictive bones in her body. Then, starting at her feet, you fold her body like an accordion up to her head. Hold her sideways and open up the “accordion”, revealing her vagina. Thurst into her, then out, then close the accordion. Open again, and repeat.

Malcolm: “Hey Shane, what do you want for Christmas?”
Shane: “I’m really hoping for a plane ticket to Canada. I need to cross the Ottawa Accordion off my bucket list.”

by ruralführer September 7, 2018