Net Check

Calling out someone who has such a bad internet connection that their ISP must be Cox Communications

Him: "Bro I'm lagging"
Me: "Net Check"

by torepoon January 1, 2021

Net-Afflixion

when you can't find anything good to watch on Netflix

"Johnny has binge-watched too many television shows online, and now he is having a net-afflixion."

by Spiritual Spaghetti July 14, 2015

Nigg-net

A company with false names that call mcdonalds at 4 in the morning

Hi this is Nate freeman from nigg-net i heard you have a problem with your lan

by Cody brady and Nate freeman August 12, 2018

HL2.net

Best Half-Life 2 fansite out there. Has a great forum and Steam community. Its members play a variety of games, like Team Fortress 2 or S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl.

Oh great, someone tell Munro that HL2.net is down again.

by Xevvey January 5, 2009

Net Fag

1. One who spends his/her entire day in chat rooms because he/she is socially inept and incapable of meeting people in the real world.
2. One who not only lives in chat rooms, but also knows various people online (that they've never actually met in person) on a first name basis.
3. Chat room dweller who incessantly makes use of lame insults or phrases when being verbally attacked online.
4. One who constantly talks tough in chat rooms but never actually follows through in his/her actions.

I was in a chat room on AOL and this net fag kept using incoherent insults like, "you're poking the lion and asking for trouble, boy." I was thinking, "wtf?"

by D-Flex May 21, 2004

whale-nets

When an overweight woman attempts to wear fish-nets.

"Kim is totally wearing whale-nets."

by Kurt Waggoner November 19, 2007

'Net potato

The Internet equivalent of a couch potato. A 'Net potato doesn't use the Internet for a specific purpose, he just moves from one URL to another, looking for anything to pass the time.

Guy 1. What are you doing online?

Guy 2. Surfing.

Guy 1. Surfing? Nobody "surfs" anymore. What are you actually doing?

Guy 2. Surfing.

Guy 1. Dude, you're a 'Net potato. Go read a book or something.

by Nate_V. October 19, 2010