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The terrible feeling you get when you realise the masturbatory porn you've been rather enjoying can only have been cohersive or utterly degrading... but you just go on (from Wank + Angst).
Phil realised all too late that there was NO WAY that chick was into THAT and the vinegar stroke left him filled with wangst.
wangst by a+b=d May 18, 2011
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I am Rhett watch me pop a cap in your eye-ball.
wanksta by Rhett August 6, 2003
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Chainsaw wank 

Only for those who are true hardcore mutha fuckas.
To beat one off with the aid of a chainsaw, or if truly a balla-ass nigga, duel chainsaws (2) SHALL BE USED TO RUB ONE OUT. boo YAH!

And it goes without sayin, being hardcore as fuck is perfectly acceptable comprimise for bloodloss.

Only the foolish or the brave but foolish or the hard as fuckin nails steps up to the chainsaw wank.
Bizzle dawg:
Oi don't mess with him, that blokes ard as fuck, has a chainsaw wank before breakfast.
Dooche Larou:
Fuck me!
Chainsaw wank by Jonny Bell May 25, 2008

mass tit wank 

When u masturbate to tits in sex.
mass tit wank by salamander May 18, 2006

the big wank 

a nasty nasty way of sex see porn for more info
female 1: omg you just came inside
female 2: but so did you omg
male 1: ladies im ugly im good in bed lets fuck
male 2: your a homo
male 3: well thats the big wank
the big wank by patriot brony October 13, 2013
1. (n.) American slang for someone of British residence or lineage.

Started as a reaction to the Brits' use of yank, this American use of wank is fitting because it sums up the United Kingdom in one unmistakably British word.

2. (v.) A predominantely British term for masturbation. (see: wanker, bloody wanker)
<Lara_S> damn yank
<Raccoon> silly wank
wank by Raccoon February 17, 2004
1. (verb) To play excessively uninteresting and self-indulgent guitar solos, usually live on stage, and usually to the collective eye-roll of all in attendance except those who actually fall for wankery.

2. (noun) The offending guitarist.
Music Lover 1: oh man this guitarist sucks! he's just wanking up there. don't the other guys in the band care that he totally fucking sucks?
Music Lover 2: no idea, man, i have no idea how this gets on stage. what a frickin wank that guy is.
wank by Viktor II August 26, 2007