drifting turd

When you drop a huge deuce and try to flush it, instead of going down it drifts along the inside of the bowl leaving ferocious skid marks.

A drifting turd just went screaming down the pipes in your bathroom and smeared it all the way down. It was fast and furious

by jester01 February 26, 2011

Slick a turd

To lick the end of a turd like it was soft serve ice cream.

Damn, Man Taylor Swift is so hot I would slick a turd for her!

by webb72 December 10, 2009

Newton's Turd Law

The turd law exists as a precaution to those who, while holding in their poop, have the urge to sneeze. It states that, in such condition, for every sneeze, there is an equal and disgustingly opposite reaction.

I gotta sneeze.

Didn't you say you had to shit, too?

Yeah, so what...

Dude you can't sneeze or you'll totally shit your pants.

Says whom?

Newton's Turd Law, read a book.

by bevindelvin July 4, 2015

Polish a turd

To describe something that no matter how much effort you put in to clean it... It will always be sh*t.

Boss: Deep clean the bleachers with soap and water.
Worker: Man, that's like 'polishing a turd'- regardless how clean we get them.. They will always get dirty.

Polish a turd- Alter something that can never be forgotten.

by GordoTheGreek June 1, 2016

Turd Burglar

someone who stinks and has always got snoton their clothes. Example stinks

You are a turd burglar

by gaylord March 23, 2005

turd sandwich

something nasty

ewww this pasta taste like a turd sandwich

by german9pacman February 15, 2010

yellow grease turd

the stool one produces after eating a filthy unwashed asian

i shoulden't have ate that dirty asian baby yesterday, i dropped such a large yellow grease turd this morning

by whindman March 30, 2011