Definitions by whindman

short strokin 

pulling on one's penis even though no erection is present or desired

work got called off so i sat around the house and was short strokin it all day

short strokin by WHINDMAN May 26, 2011

yellow grease turd 

the stool one produces after eating a filthy unwashed asian

i shoulden't have ate that dirty asian baby yesterday, i dropped such a large yellow grease turd this morning

yellow grease turd by whindman March 30, 2011

grease the seat 

the act of lubricating one's butthole in preperation for anal sex

man randy was so rough with me last nite. that bastard didn't even grease the seat

grease the seat by WHINDMAN January 15, 2011