whindman's definitions

grease the seat

the act of lubricating one's butthole in preperation for anal sex

man randy was so rough with me last nite. that bastard didn't even grease the seat

by WHINDMAN January 15, 2011

yellow grease turd

the stool one produces after eating a filthy unwashed asian

i shoulden't have ate that dirty asian baby yesterday, i dropped such a large yellow grease turd this morning

by whindman March 30, 2011

short strokin

pulling on one's penis even though no erection is present or desired

work got called off so i sat around the house and was short strokin it all day

by WHINDMAN May 26, 2011