Slick a turd

To lick the end of a turd like it was soft serve ice cream.

Damn, Man Taylor Swift is so hot I would slick a turd for her!

by webb72 December 10, 2009

I'd drink her farts

An impossible feat that is only attempted to prove to the farter, or on lookers, how attracted you are to said farter.

guy #1- Dude, Taylor Swift is fine.

Guy #2- yep

Guy #1- man, I'd drink her farts

by webb72 December 10, 2009