To lick the end of a turd like it was soft serve ice cream.
Damn, Man Taylor Swift is so hot I would slick a turd for her!
An impossible feat that is only attempted to prove to the farter, or on lookers, how attracted you are to said farter.
guy #1- Dude, Taylor Swift is fine.
Guy #2- yep
Guy #1- man, I'd drink her farts