tardicity

1) The quality or state of being retarded.

2) The incoherent or nonsensical quality of thought.

1) His chronic use of meth is only partly responsible for his tardicity.

2) By sitting next to you idiots, my tardicity has increased ten fold.

by MistaVibe September 27, 2010

tardariffic

Ridiculously Terrifically Retarded
as in thinking, speaking, or acting like a MORON.

When my ex sent me a fb friend request he was being supremely TARDARIFFIC.

by kjc380 October 17, 2010

Tardivator

The Elevator unit that assists "Tards" on and off City buses.

I saw a Tardivator depositing tards at the bus stop..

by Awesome Elburts November 19, 2010

Tardiculious

It's ridiculious and retarded at the same time

That girl over there was "Tardiculious" She needs to find another job.

That guy is "Tardiculious" why would he do that?!

by g_flo April 18, 2011

tardtrophy

The fuck trophy of two retarded parents

That kid is a real tardtrophy

by xericJager July 14, 2011

Tardasian

Inhabitants of the planet Tardus

Tardasians are culturally complex due to the fact that their planet rotates so slowly that there are two distinct species of Tardasians, one living on the east and one on the west side of the planet.

by Anonymole October 27, 2011

TardScat

The act of Scatting like a retard

My friend is the king of TardScat. When he sings it sounds like he is TardScatting

by wrhel July 27, 2011