Microwave Kick

When you fit a microwave in your ass and someone it ir to help you get it further in

Holy shit owen just microwave kicked dane and its like all the way in!!

by danesafucknigga June 17, 2025

Microbeall

A tiny, seemingly insignificant component, the absence of which renders something useless.

The tiny screw didn't seem important, but it was the microbeall.

by Nuggets_stegguN June 27, 2025

microsofting

When an important person in Microsoft decides to release unimportant feature updates to their operating system and stuffs the system with bloatware. (microsofting)

Example: "The microsofting era has begun yet again."

by person who is ordinary June 30, 2025

Micropenis

A penis so small you would need the Hubble space telescope in order to see the penis.

Hey, sweetie... I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I have a micropenis. 😭

by j3tblaqk July 8, 2025

Microscoping

it's when you minimize yourself, thinking you're not important, there's billions of people out there, and you're one out of thousands in your town, so you think "what difference do i make"

john: "hey man you should you go out with us and party"
Steven: "nah im good, i don't feel like going, no one is gonna talk to me"
john: "stop microscoping yourself, and get out there"

by Yuravi July 10, 2025

Microsofted

When a previously good product or service becomes worse due to corporate acquisition, poor integration, conflicting priorities, or the influence of a larger company's bureaucratic approach to product development.

"Ever since the partnership started, ChatGPT totally got microsofted - it's just not the same anymore."

by Itsanamune July 14, 2025

microwave oven transformer

Okay, kids, a microwave oven transformer is NOT a sex position or one of megatrons henchmen, it is actually the one electrical component that kills more hobbyists than any other. BAM! Here is your definition. Now enjoy the rest of your day and make sure to not poke around inside a microwave or try to replicate anything you see online that involves using the transformer to generate high voltage electricity unless u really know what ur doing!

A young teenager who saw an article online about wood fracking decided to try and replicate it. He connected the microwave oven transformer up as seen in the article, but forgot to isolate himself properly and the ground outside was damp. He was electrocuted and died.

by smoking & vaping is for losers July 17, 2025