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Philly Grape Salad 

A traditional Philly Cheese Stake deconstructed and placed into a bowl with grapes added. Sometimes cheese wiz is added. Almost always enjoyed with a water ice.
Jawn #1: Yuuuuuuuur

Jawn #2: Yo you got my Philly Grape Salad?
Jawn#1: You know I do! Wit Wiz too!

English Egg Salad 

When your girl shits eggy diarrhea into your salad while you are eating it, normally combines with other feces or human excrement such as semen or urine
“Hey babe, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?”
“Can we have an English Egg Salad?”

Sweeten the salad bowl

Literally, adding anything sweet (ie: sugar, chocolate syrup, caramel, etc) to your partner's anus before you lick it.
Rhonda has a bit of a boil right around her butthole so I had to sweeten the salad bowl before I went down on her.
Sweeten the salad bowl by Doomed Paul September 16, 2025

Dirty Caesar Salad 

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.
Yo, John whatchu doing this weekend?” “Oh I think my girl and I will have a Dirty Caesar Salad!”

Nutter Butter Salad

The sexual act of eating an ass immediately after ejaculating into it.
The girl is a freak and loves getting a Nutter Butter Salad
Nutter Butter Salad by Bigfat12thman November 28, 2025

Thick Thighs Pussy Salad

Also known as the Hip-Watchers Chicken Salad. This is a culinary creation that can be made by mixing Romaine Lettuce, Cherry tomatoes, Shredded Mozzarella, Croutons, Fried Chicken, and Italian salad dressing mixed with sardine juice in a bowl. Mimicking the experience of eating puss. This food originally appeared in Season 1 Episode 1 of the Cartoon Network show, Clarence. In this episode Clarence, Jeff, and Sumo enter a fast food restaurant and as they order Clarence asks the cashier for the Hip-Watchers Chicken Salad. Later on, more than a decade after this episode aired. Someone would edit an AI TTS engine over the clip and alter the Cashiers voice, making her ask Clarence if he wants the Thick Thighs Pussy Salad. This clip gained popularity within the StanTWT community aka the MLM community and spread to TikTok in early 2026.
I want that one! You want the Thick Thighs Pussy Salad? Yeah...! Okay, One Thick Thighs Pussy Salad for you.