a person with all the fun and not dangerous at all personality traits of a saltwater crocodile. usually very cranky and stealthy at the same time, a very dangerous combo.
my neighbor Jillian is a super hottie however she can be such a saltwater crankodile. proceed with the utmost caution
by 2pachelbel January 31, 2016
Get the saltwater crankodile mug.Term used to describe cranking one out on a cold morning while in the relative warm cocoon of your bedsheets
Man it was freezing this morning..I couldn't even knock one out?
I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
by Theautisticwerewolve December 4, 2016
Get the Cold Crank mug.Tall, unusually lanky welding inspector. Can be identified by its extremely long legs. Most commonly found wading through welders tears on pipeline right-of-ways.
by Pipeline Pierce January 17, 2017
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Get the freaking cranberry mug.Normally tan,very attractive man also have a big penis very good in bed.
U wouldn't like to be in a fight with him very tough
U wouldn't like to be in a fight with him very tough
by Hungry4 April 4, 2017
Get the barry crane mug.He... wow. Aaron Crane is a man among boys. The Crane Dawg Supreme. The best of the best. Guys wanna be him, girls wanna be WITH him. He is every guys' model and every girls' fantasy. He is polite, sweet, and smart. The whole package
by kckennedy April 20, 2018
Get the Aaron Crane mug.When a girl is on her period At thee moment the red river is flowin your drop a nice frosty load on her cooter.
Herbert- You bang Teri last night?
Stuart- nah, she was on her period so she just blew me and I finished with a frosty cranberry for dessert.
Stuart- nah, she was on her period so she just blew me and I finished with a frosty cranberry for dessert.
by Tmin January 19, 2018
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